Cable guy: So is there anything else I can help you with (after me paying my cable bill, my late fees, and one month in advance cause I’m a retard and forgot to pay it and they turned me off).
Me: No you’ve been quite unhelpful so far.
Cable guy: (Not hearing me or [...]
Archive > February 2002
Conversations at the casa
Last Class
I finished my last class of Finance and Accounting tonight. I loved every minute of it And for me that’s a huge difference. I usually love the History classes, the English classes and even classes where I can explore in my mind. Stories, information and dialog. Although I never took [...]
Tongues
Watching Real Sex tonight and they were talking about tongues.
I kid you not, I’ve seen some tongues but these were SOME tongues. Wide and long. I was impressed with the prehensile nature of some of those and in others the unfurling action. I have tongue envy, cause I was always of [...]
Ru is 25 today.
My esteemed roomate, one of my best friends and co-worker — Ruaraidh (pronounced I’m not a fecking Mick or English you daft bastards) MacPherson is 25 today.
Unlike when I turned 30 and Jeremy told me I had crow’s feet (that’s pronounced F U C K E R), I welcome Ru to 25 with the following [...]
I feel better today.
I’ve decided that Diet Coke has retooled their formula. I can’t drink it anymore without getting a headache. That sucks. But I guess it’s better for me to not drink 90 of those things a day.
Also I think Spike is becoming a teenager. He was acting out and ripped the [...]
Today is the day
I lose my mind.
I’ve been pushed about as far as I can be pushed.
I’ve herded all the cats I can try to herd.
I’ve mended all the fences I can mend.
Translated all the “what he meant to says” I can translate.
I’m done.
Finished.
So today would not be a good day to ask me what I think unless [...]
May your day of Valentine bring you..
I can go both ways on the big V-day as I refer to it.
One side of me that I supress mostly, is kind of happy when I get V-day type action, romantic or otherwise. The most exciting stuff I get is usually from my Parents. This year, I got a lovely photo of [...]
